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im katie. i am planing a attack on the world/ galaxy/ universe with furbys. if you want to be saved, conspire by messaging me. i would LOVE to talk to you!! <3

astrologic:

stonecoldstunning:

my dumb graduation cap made it on a local newspaper’s website god

you are god

astrologic:

stonecoldstunning:

my dumb graduation cap made it on a local newspaper’s website god

you are god

(via the-young-curmudgeon)

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

(via queenofhamburgers)

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

(via awkward-baby-chicken)